Old Quote of the Month –

“How is that morbid?”
“You want to watch a man die by kimodo dragon.”
“No. He’s already dead. I’m just saying, if there happened to have been a park camera set up, I wouldn’t be complaining.”

NEW Quote of the Month –

“One patient’s seizure consisted of suddenly bursting into laughter, rubbing his upper abdomen and running wildly about the room with an expression of fear on his face.”

"Give me two words that describe your favorite animal."
"Pondersom… Squirrel."
"Squirrel isn’t a word you can use to describe something."
"It is if you’re talking about a penguin."
"USE AN ADJECTIVE!"

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
- Jerry Seinfeld