Delivery Ice Cream.
And don’t you dare say “It’s called Schwans.” I’ve heard that enough times I’ll vomit.
Okay, I won’t vomit… but I will call you spooty.
I’m talking delivery ice cream that you can order like you would order pizza. Call them up, order a gallon of Cookie Dough, and within 15 minutes… Ice cream at your door. You know how many times I’d use a service like that!?
I’ve also heard the stupid excuse about the ice cream melting. Do you get pizza cold when you order it? NO!
Does the SCHWAN’S GUY bring you melted ice cream? NO. He has a huge refrigerated truck.
We have the technology people!
My Birthday was rather uneventful, but I liked it nevertheless. Dinner, would have had to have been my favorite. I had Shrimp Alfredo, and for desert… cheesecake. Not just any cheesecake, my friends, but COFFEE cheesecake.
Oh the yum.
As per tradition, it is now time for the year review. So, without further delay I give you the list of things that has happened over the past year.
::I moved for the 5th time
::I fixed my old car that broke
::I was promoted
::I went to Japan 3 times
::I went to sea 3 times
::I had the best clam chowder. Ever.
::I leaned the sacred joy of Coldstone Creamery1
::I bought a new car
::I started my own cartoon
::I went to the Philippines 2 times
::I proved an entire ship wrong
::I bought my first suit. It was tailored 
::I went to China
::I bought my second suit. It wasn’t tailored. 
::I was promoted (again)
::My old car broke (again)
::I started my 8th book
::I went to South Korea
::I ate shark, roe, escargot and octopus (all at the same sitting!)
::I finally got to drive my new car
::I got my first wedding invitation
::I re-dubbed my first cartoon
::I cooked an *actual* dinner (for other people) for the first time.
::I made/had coffee cheesecake for the first time
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1Banana flavored ice cream with peanut butter cups, marshmallows and caramel swirl.
Me: You think that Burger King would accept a jar of coinage for food?
Them: probably not.
Me: bah! I should have never put my foreign stuff in here! It’s like I raided the couches of the UN lounge
